Curse

Demesis · Aug 16, 2006, 06:49 PM // 18:49

Well, I'll start. It's a very harmless prank, but funny :P

Okay, do you know that there's a quest where you have to drink out of a chalice and you get poisoned with -2 degen? You also get that really cool green fog with flies and stuff around your character. This fog can also be seen in towns.

So a friend and I got that diseased fog and paraded around in the Marketplace telling everyone we got AIDs from Shiro. Then one guy whispered me:

Him: OMG! HOW DID YOU GET THAT GREEN THING?

Me (whisper to my friend): Someone's asking where I got the fog! lol

My friend (whisper to me): Well, go tell him then...

Me: You gotta lick 100 Am Fahs and pledge your allegiance to Shiro.

Him: Ooooh! Okay thanks!

10 minutes later...

Him: Hey how do you lick the Am Fah?

=.=;

TwinRaven · Aug 16, 2006, 06:54 PM // 18:54

AIDS=not funny

Prank-wise, though, I think I had the most fun in the Crystal Desert...in one of the outposts I sat down "in" a rock and did a talking rock schtick...Had someone think the rock was like the frog...good for a giggle.

Mithie · Aug 16, 2006, 07:07 PM // 19:07

Ever been in Heroes' Ascension and saw someone say "CLICK ON EACH GUARD NPC 100 TIMES TO GET +1 FAME!!!" in local chat, shortly after which the guard NPCs get deluged by 50 people?

Yeah... that was me.

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 16, 2006, 07:12 PM // 19:12

Beggar: plz need gold i pay back plz im broke
Me: (in local chat) ok beggar, im sending you gold now - hold Alt and press F4 to accept

Yeah, its a great way to get rid of beggars. Actually had one of them PM me afterwards flaming me for "scamming" him.

Numa Pompilius · Aug 16, 2006, 07:20 PM // 19:20

In the Dragons Day celebration arena, while waiting for the match to start, I opened the ALL channel and said "I'm using Mending on <some other guy in my team>!"
Instantly a guy on the other team screamed "HOW CNA HE USE SKILLS=? CHEATER!" and dropped out of the match.

True story.

Yanman.be · Aug 16, 2006, 07:21 PM // 19:21

On Burial Mounds, telling the iway team they should attack the other teams first. HEHEHE

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 16, 2006, 07:21 PM // 19:21

beggar asking for gold or free items...
Me: click alt-f4 to get your 100k+100 ectos now now now!!!

omg.. click on Gwen to get 1 black dye.. go now!

Apache_Planeswalker · Aug 16, 2006, 07:22 PM // 19:22

Similar one to Doomlord's.

Beggar: i am very poor can i have some gold pieces you are rich i see you are in black clothes
Me: Ok you can have some gold. Go outside the gate with alesia the henchman and wait for me. I'll be there in 1 minute

I love watching them run out with alesia. They PM me afterwards asking where I am..

pigdestroyer · Aug 16, 2006, 07:25 PM // 19:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yanman.be

On Burial Mounds, telling the iway team they should attack the other teams first. HEHEHE

in burial mounds there are only two teams...

the only place where that could happen would be courtyard or the hall

Northrog · Aug 16, 2006, 07:28 PM // 19:28

I told on every european district that a guildmate sell ectos at a low price. He was PMed to death !

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 16, 2006, 07:31 PM // 19:31

trade with Gaile Gray to get free presents!

MSecorsky · Aug 16, 2006, 07:31 PM // 19:31

Telling someone that their weapon works best when equipped left handed. How, you ask? The weapon you want to equip left-handed needs to be in slot 4. Instead of hitting F4 to equip normally, hit Alt + F4 to equip left-handed.

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 16, 2006, 07:34 PM // 19:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSecorsky

Telling someone that their weapon works best when equipped left handed. How, you ask? The weapon you want to equip left-handed needs to be in slot 4. Instead of hitting F4 to equip normally, hit Alt + F4 to equip left-handed.

That is awesome. I'll have to remember that one.

Medion · Aug 16, 2006, 07:34 PM // 19:34

That's the joke Pigdestroyer...(at least...couldn't find anything else funny in there

)

jciardha · Aug 16, 2006, 07:39 PM // 19:39

Dragon's Lair:

Wammo: "What's the bonus?"
Me: "It's easy. All you have to do is kill some stupid girl at the end .... "

Canadian Bacon · Aug 16, 2006, 07:41 PM // 19:41

You can pretty much do anything to fool people. Ya know, just yell things in All chat such as:

OMG!!! There's a dragon that gives free Factions Keys sitting outside!!!

Click on me, and then press f12+enter really fast to follow me into my secret treasure room!

What? You don't like the way I play my MM? *BiP, BiP, BiP, BiP*

Apache_Planeswalker · Aug 16, 2006, 08:01 PM // 20:01

Guy: Can I have a free dye to dye my boots?
Me: Ok
Guy: Thanks
Me: We use fast trade
Guy:Ok
Me: HOLD (make sure you hold it) the Windows key for 5 seconds, then press "U" twice really fast when you let go. Every time you press U it takes a dye from me

I have no doubt he spammed U about 10 times before realising it shuts him down... I love that one

st3v3n · Aug 16, 2006, 08:40 PM // 20:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwinRaven

AIDS=not funny

it's been 10 years. AIDS is funny now!

Nexium · Aug 16, 2006, 08:52 PM // 20:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by st3v3n

it's been 10 years. AIDS is funny now!

Yeah sure and you will be laughing your ass of if one of your loved ones get it allso?

Don Zardeone · Aug 16, 2006, 08:57 PM // 20:57

AIDS isn't funny

I just stand around and do /point with my monk to poke people in the eye. Then after about 30 /points they're like "wtf are you doing?"
"I'm giving you cancer, be quiet"

I'm going to hell.